by Erik Deckers
AR Humor Writer
December 30, 2011
BRITISH SCHOLARS SCHOOLED ON HANDSHAKES
BLOOMSBURG, Pa. -- I am a Jew.
I don't mind receiving Christmas cards or being wished a "Merry Christmas" from friends, clerks, or even in junk mail trying to sell me something no sane person should ever buy. My wife and I even send Christmas cards, with messages of peace and joy, to our friends who are Christians or who we don't know their religion.
I like Christmas music and Christmas carolers, even if some have voices that crack now and then, perhaps from the cold.
At home, from as early as I could remember, my family bought and decorated a Christmas tree, and gave gifts to each other and our friends. Usually, we put a Star of David on the tree, undoubtedly an act of heresy for many Jews and Christians.
We learned about Christmas - and about Chanukah, the "feast of lights," an eight day celebration of joy and remembrance of the rededication of the Temple of Jerusalem at a time when it seemed as if a miracle had saved the Jews from darkness during the Maccabean revolt in the second century BCE.
This year, my wife and I have a two-foot tall cypress tree, decorated with angels and small LED lights, a gift from a devout Christian. We weren't offended by the gift; we accepted it and displayed it on a table in our dining room in the spirit of friendship.
In Spring, we'll plant the tree in our backyard and hope it grows strong and tall, giving us shade and oxygen, perhaps serving as a sanctuary for birds, squirrels, and other wildlife.
What I do mind is the pomposity of some of the religious right who deliberately accost me, often with an arrogant sneer on their lips, to order me to accept their "well wishes" of a "Merry Christmas." Their implication is "Merry Christmas - or else!" It's their way of saying their religion is the one correct religion, that all others are wrong.
The problem is that although I am secure in my beliefs and try to understand and tolerate other beliefs, the extreme right is neither secure nor does it tolerate difference or dissent.
Right-wing commentators at Fox News are in their final week of what has become a holiday tradition of claiming there is a "War on Christmas." The lies and distortions told by these Shepherds of Deceit, and parroted by their unchallenging flock of followers, proves that at least in this manufactured war, truth is the first victim.
The Far-Right-But-Usually-Wrong claim that godless liberals are out to destroy Christmas, and point to numerous examples, giving some facts but never the truth.
They are furious that many stores wish their customers a "Happy Holiday" and not a "Merry Christmas," unable to understand that sensitivity to all persons' religions isn't some kind of heresy.
The ultra-right American Family Association even posts lists of stores that are open on Christmas, have clerks who wish customers "Happy Holiday" instead of "Merry Christmas," and don't celebrate Christmas the way they believe it should be celebrated. (Of course, the AFA doesn't attack its close ally, the NRA, which on its Website wishes everyone "Happy Holidays.")
Because of their own ignorance, they have no concept of why public schools may teach about Christmas or even have students sing carols but can't put manger scenes on the front lawn.
Nevertheless, the extremists of ignorance and intolerance parade the Constitution as their own personal shield, without having read the document and its analyses, commentaries, and judicial opinions that define it, and can't understand there is a strict separation of church and state.
The Founding Fathers, especially Franklin and Jefferson, were clear about that. They were also clear that this is a nation where a majority of its people professes to be Christians, but it is not a "Christian nation."
There is a distinct difference.
The ultra-right - some of whom stanchly believe Barack Obama is not only a Muslim but wasn't even born in the U.S - follow the guiding star of Fox to wrongly claim that the President Obama hates Christianity so much that he won't even put up a Christmas tree but calls it a "holiday tree."
Perhaps they were too busy imbibing the bigotry in their mugs to know that the President and his family helped light the National Christmas Tree near the White House, wished Americans a "Merry Christmas," and even told a bit about what Christians believe is a divine birth.
When confronted by facts, these fundamentalists point out that the Puritans, the ones who fled England for religious freedom, demanded adherence to a strict code of Protestant principles - and if it was good enough for the first American "citizens," it's good enough for the rest of us. What they never learned, obviously, is that the Puritans banned Christmas celebrations, declaring them to be pagan festivals.
If the Fox pundits, leading their sheep into the abyss of ignorance in a counter-attack in a war that doesn't exist, would take a few moments to think before blathering inanities, they might realize that the man they worship was called "the Prince of Peace" not the "General of War."
Walter Brasch is an award-winning syndicated columnist and multimedia producer. His latest book is the mystery novel, Before the First Snow.